Texting via TV ads

We know - and have shown via our t-shirts - that Whaling for Research, Global Warming and Scientology are worthy of the "Bollocks" epithet. But what about TV commercials? Have you ever seen such a lot of old toss? The latest ones that get on our tits are the ones that suggest texting your name, star sign and colour of underpants will tell you if you'll get to shag that bird you fancy or whether your boyfriend is cheating on you. It's the most ridiculous concept since Bjork was given a recording contract, yet people still pay ten bucks for some random software-generated bollocks to be sent to their mobile, potentially ruining a perfectly good relationship. People, use your noodle, not your Nokia!